Peace Begins with a ======Smile=======
I'm Delaney. I'm also bisexual. And I have a fantastic girlfriend who i've gone through so much to get with but it paid off in the end because we have been dating an entire year. I really couldn't imaine life without her, she brings out the best in me. I reblog a bunch of random crap so please enjoy my randomness. :D
a-ghost-who-was-left-in-the-cold:
“you look like a million bucks!!” my friend tells me. i take offense. i do not look like a million male deer
but have you looked in the mirror lately
I stand corrected
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It’s very simple. Scissors cuts paper. Paper covers rock. Rock crushes lizard. Lizard poisons Spock. Spock smashes scissors. Scissors decapitates lizard. Lizard eats paper. Paper disproves Spock. Spock vaporizes rock. And as it always has, rock crushes scissors.
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