“you look like a million bucks!!” my friend tells me. i take offense. i do not look like a million male deer
but have you looked in the mirror lately
I stand corrected
It’s very simple. Scissors cuts paper. Paper covers rock. Rock crushes lizard. Lizard poisons Spock. Spock smashes scissors. Scissors decapitates lizard. Lizard eats paper. Paper disproves Spock. Spock vaporizes rock. And as it always has, rock crushes scissors.
It bothers me when I’m on etsy and I see that people are taking shells and putting sculptures of hermit crabs in them. like??? there is a shortage of shells and you’re stealing a shell from a living crab to make your cheesy ugly figurine. why.